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I am a MOM..really. I am a single mom with a full time "professional job". I have 2 children, a 7y/o son and a 1y/o daughter. These are my stories about life, work and love. I am brutally honest, and some say I am funny. I think I am boring as hell, but, hey, lets give this blog thing a chance!

Thursday, October 4, 2012



So here it is, my very first blog post.  All of my friends told me to do it.  Yeah, I give into peer pressure, SO WHAT???  Anywho, now that I am here, what on earth do I write about?  Let's just start with the interesting evening I had last night.

We are finally home.  Dinner includes Pop-Tarts for Daughter (she is on a strict Pop-Tart, cheese, pancake and cookie diet, no fruits or veg in her game), a handful of cereral for Mom, and a pretty balanced meal for Son.  As we shovel food in, I get the 'look' from Son.  He wants to ask me a question.  I KNEW IT.  Here it is.  "Mommy, what is a PIMP?"  "WHAT???????????????????????????????????"  "Jake (name has been changed) said that Tim said he was a PIMP."  Sweet Jeebus, why, oh WHY do I have to answer this?  I told him it was a pimple and to never say the word again.  He was cool with that.  I also told him to ask his father the next time he has these questions.  He needs to experience all of this fun shit too!!

Son and I have MANY conversations about Jake.  Jake is his best friend, who also has older siblings that tell him EVERYTHING.  For example, when I was pregnant with Daughter, Son was completely convinced that she was going to be born from my butt.  He was pretty close, but COME ON, he was 5!!!  No need to scare the crap (haha, pun! kind of) out of him with that visual.  Damn, I even got a little scared thinking about it. 

Wow, this is a shitty blog.  Good luck to all of you for having to put up with this.  Let's see if I can really keep it going. 

Love & Stuff

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